curious, you claim to have seen boobs, and yet you have a blue check next to your handle?
I was waiting to cross an intersection the other day and a dude behind me turns to his friend and says “Bro, I’m telling you, a woman’s sweat smells exactly like her vagina.”
Man, why would you tell on yourself like this?
People constantly tell me their L’s. I am baffled sometimes. I have plenty of stuff to make fun of myself about, but I keep that shit to myself.
It’s so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it’s impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on “do women do X?” “what do women think about Y?” … have you ever considered talking to a woman
no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they’ll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn’t even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about “ugh why won’t your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don’t worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)” ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn’t like what she said))
but yeah no you can’t ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we’re all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Do your breasts expand when you lower yourself?”
Guys I’m getting exterminated
This reminds me of when Team Ninja said they had enlisted female Team Ninja staff to help research boob physics for Dead or Alive 5
I was actually part of the research team
This has to be satire
do women still exist? i haven’t seen any in a few days irl
no, we died out yesterday
damn, that sucks. guess i know what we’re doing after we clone tasmanian tigers.
the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because “muh livestock”.
the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.
The boob physics in this game suck.
However the butt physics are top tier. Japan purposely puts shitty boob bounces to troll people who think boobs > butt.
Bro, my girlfriend has big boobs and I know they bounce and expand all the time. She never not walks boobily, bro!
gamers are gonna replace women with sex robots and i can’t figure out if that’s a bad thing :/
Human fffeeeeemale breasts are inscrutable, no one knows how they work.
Upon further research, looks like Stellar Blade (the game said footage is from) is the latest game chuds have decided is “theirs”, ala Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Hatred, etc.
Though this time it’s even dumber, since they’re doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it’s illegal to be attracted to them.
As these things always go: If the game does well, they’ll take credit and proclaim it a victory over the “wokes”. And if it does poorly: They’ll either say that the sjws rigged the system against it or it just wont be acknowledged.
Though this time it’s even dumber, since they’re doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it’s illegal to be attracted to them.
I think the Gamers are sort of half-right in that blatant objectification is much less common now than it used to be two console generations ago and that there is an active attempt to make games that are more diverse and representative as opposed to games that give boners to a certain type of dude.
I also believe that game companies know that if they put out a major AAA game where every female character looked and jiggled like Mai Shiranui they would probably get made fun of on Twitter and an editorial on Polygon calling them out on sexual objectification and they just want to avoid the bad publicity.
Of course, you’d also equally get blue checkmark
s calling them epic and based on Twitter and articles on Gamer outlets praising them for standing up to the woke agenda, not to say anything of the hundreds of Youtube videos doing the same.I think it just really eats at them that despite how loud and annoying they get, large video game companies still know that exclusively pandering to a niche audience of horny nerds just doesn’t make financial sense
Yes I have touched ONE (1) boobie and it felt like lumpy sand.
whoever you touched needs to get an ultrasound like now
We can’t really be sure without seeing the video. So for the sake of fairness and science I request the video be posted for study.
hahahahaha oh my god this is so bad and weird
I don’t understand why gamers go
for this two bags of custard shit, it’s not realistic and I’m having a hard time seeing how you’d find it hot.Is this just a product of a bunch of gamers being exposed to early jiggle physics in games and animation during their sexual development?
I think it’s just that it’s moving at all. Like if you wiggle a string or something in front of a cat, that’s not a good mimic of real prey but the cat goes
and freaks out trying to get it. Unnaturally jiggling breasts are a wiggly piece of string for oversexed weirdo men.I don’t think it’s just a matter or early 3D physics being wonky. Plenty of Japanese anime and 2D games have intentionally exaggerated boob jiggles because of horny animators and a horny target audience that is obsessed with boobs, panties etc
I think to people like this goofy boob physics have very little to do with realistic simulation of soft body tissue and much more about being a signifier of whom the game is for
This looks awful. No weight.
I really don’t mind if games want to do jiggle to be honest but this shit just looks bad, give it weight.
And I mean this for like, the entire body, facial animations too. If we shake our faces around or a strong gust of wind hits us our face MOVES, it’s not a solid block of carved plastic, it’s elastic. Skin hangs, gravity exists, our faces look different lying down vs standing up because gravity hangs parts of our face, this applies to boobs, fat all over the body, etc etc.
Give it real weight and gravity and it will look good and play a role in genuinely elevating the animation of the entire character. This shit sucks it’s not progressed at all in over 15 years.
Gamers need to be neutered
Let me Peggle in peace
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