Apytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-22 months agoSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down15
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-22 months agomessage-square4fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down16
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down19
arrow-up1171arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agomessage-square23fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down111
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square8fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 6 months agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down111
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square16fedilink
LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-24 months agoREDACTEDplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down110
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareREDACTEDplus-squareLemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-24 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down111
arrow-up1141arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square9fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down19
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square6fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 9 months agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down16
arrow-up157arrow-down1imageSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down12
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square5fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agoSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 10 months agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square1fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down18
arrow-up1120arrow-down1imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 11 months agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down10
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down11
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down14
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square6fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down111
arrow-up1336arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agomessage-square32fedilink
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 11 months agoSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down18
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1external-linkSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayjimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down12
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.Deestan@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink