Bears are child’s play. I still can’t clean my brain of the day my DM got the object of his unrequited love to play out his sex fantasy in front of her boyfriend by getting her to yes-and yerself into a liason with a DM-insert dragon.
But, like, what if it’s just been a really long time since you’ve played D&D, and you’re just really lonely, and long to feel the touch of a 20 sided polygon?
This exactly. I make a note of ruling out things like this at session zero when I DM and also help others to identify their limits. I’ve had people ask why I make such a big deal out of it and my answer is always “because I’ve seen what happens if I don’t.”
I mean, as a long time D&D player, this would be a pretty accurate adaptation of some of the tables I’ve played at.
Bears are child’s play. I still can’t clean my brain of the day my DM got the object of his unrequited love to play out his sex fantasy in front of her boyfriend by getting her to yes-and yerself into a liason with a DM-insert dragon.
Disgusting. People like that are the reason that No D&D is better than bad D&D.
But, like, what if it’s just been a really long time since you’ve played D&D, and you’re just really lonely, and long to feel the touch of a 20 sided polygon?
Every single one that I’ve ran, that didn’t rule it out in session zero. Or in the rules of the convention.
This exactly. I make a note of ruling out things like this at session zero when I DM and also help others to identify their limits. I’ve had people ask why I make such a big deal out of it and my answer is always “because I’ve seen what happens if I don’t.”
“because I’ve seen what happens if I don’t.”I think I’ve made this exact statement at least once. For sure I did for my last table.