• YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    As soon the A/C turns on for the season, the fridge and freezer conspire to automatically order burgers, buns and trimmings online. If you’re really lucky, they’ll also order you a new BBQ, if the old one doesn’t wake up and respond within 24 hours. Oh and you also need some new BBQ tongs and lifters, various sauces, onions and maybe pickles, assuming you have them in your “want list”. Amazon thanks you from the bottom of their CEO’s yacht.