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minus-squareAndrew@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·11 months agoI read it as monkey, and it didn’t make any sense.
minus-squarelemmy@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoYou need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What’s not to understand?
minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months ago“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”
minus-squareAndrew@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoJokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.
I read it as monkey, and it didn’t make any sense.
You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What’s not to understand?
“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”
Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.