I watched it when it aired 13 years ago on Limmy’s show (y’know, This Guy and This Guy, lol.

OP’s peom/story belongs to the same cinematic universe as Deedee in the kitchen, so I couldn’t help but relate them.

Is this you?

https://youtu.be/xLFW7jhB0-Y?si=NyCOURPQYTrJLmY_

But it’s okay as long as they repent next week or during confessional.

All Clean!

Lmao. Somehow Paris with his bastardized mutant offspring qualifies him as a better dad than Worf.

Interesting! Though on closer inspection that sign appears to be interstate 494, which is based out of Minnesota. Wikipedia says their hands-free traffic law took effect on August 1st 2019. That time of year, quality of photo, and car models seem to line up with that image.

That’s what I was wondering, and hoping. Otherwise what state (or province?) isn’t already enforcing distracted driving rules?

It’s referring to phone operation. Drivers are mandated to use a hands-free system like a headset or car speaker.

But how will the human drink that water without a mouth?

I’ve seen better looking cars in Bakhmut.

I’d describe this issue as very Black & White, too!

Wait out my timer or go around me.

Are you making an intentional statement with those bars? lol.

I think they were just logged onto a BBS, weren’t they?

Oh, no! Wait.

From the look of things, Grandpa Simpson is in a doorway bracing against an earthquake…

Maybe this is from Part I of “Who Shot Mr. Burns?”, where Mr. Burns is drilling for oil under Springfield, causing the earthquake.

:D

I think this is from the episode “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”, where Abe and Mr. Burns are the sole surviving members of a WW2 army squad who know the location of some stolen paintings liberated from the Nazis.

In this scene I think Abe was told his family was visiting him, and then he stopped at the very frame remembering that his family never visits him and becomes suspicious.

At that point Mr. Burns and his hitman attempt to assassinate him in poorly constructed disguises of the Simpsons family.

Got a new windows 98 gaming PC

You weren’t kidding. It actually looks brand new!

Oohhhh!

Nice.

Congrats? I’m actually not familiar with that expression, lol.

True, but it seems no less reputable then a random comment on Lemmy with no source.

A duckduckgo search of the actress’s status (after sorting past other less safe-for-work results ;) also indicates retirement from the industry.

Piper Perri? Are you sure?

According to a Quora.com thread the top post suggests she simply left the adult entertainment industry in 2018. Nothing points to their death.