I don’t think you all understand, the T-Mobile CEO has a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which is a responsibility to act in their best interests and their sole interest is making money. If the CEO doesn’t turn over every stone to find a way to make money or reduce costs, they’re breaking the law.

Oh wait, you all do understand this horseshit better than most. Lemmy is my sane place 🥰

Can no one else manufacture semaglutide?

Lol I never noticed that before!

Mmmm 64 slices of American cheese…

The episode is called Rosebud. Burns and Smithers broke into the house and their plan of attack was to crawl on the ceiling with suction cups on their hands and knees to steal Burns’s childhood bear when homer gets up in the middle of the night to eat 64 slices of American cheese. Which he does all night.

Yup, and it makes the car look more future-ish to impress potential buyers! It’s a win for shareholders and a loss for safety and ease of use.

For a moment I thought you were going to say “doing God’s work”

Ehh we can and should do better than T9. …but then the phone might start to become fun to use, drawing you back in… Bring back T9!

They should relocate their headquarters again, just too close to the factory still

Lol, if that’s a feature now, Google has hid it 😞

I think it’s also in reference to people getting fired over zoom. Also, it could be referencing how gen z will record their firings now and post them to tiktok to shame the company, LOL. I love gen z!

I feel sorry for those with tech OCD, it should be 128TB.

Like most of you, my brain ingests random things and chews on them to produce weird nonsensical things, like when I go to the Midwestern US supercenter chain Meijer, I say if it somehow went into deep space, went through a black hole, and returned two hundred years later, it would be known as M’jer.

I think of this every time I’m there.

It should also be said, “It’s hard to be a Theist when you’re taking a stroll through a cemetery with 100+ year old tomb stones where every other one is a dead child.”

Did you recently watch that Sam O’Nella about banned foods too? I had heard about that cheese before the video, but it would be a funny (and gross) coincidence that I encountered two mentions of that cheese in less than 24 hours

Later in this thread, someone talked about encountering houses that didn’t have numbers on them.

The 30 minutes or it’s free deal really became dangerous and was discontinued. Still, learning the city map by heart and combing through unlabeled houses was impressive.

I sort of like the misspellings, feels like more like a creative choice than a failure of the technology

Good old Sony Mavicas 🥲

I’d argue YTP are better produced than what this article is talking about. I love absurdist humor, but this article is not talking about that. I’ve seen some stupid fucking shit get offered to my child to watch and would prefer her to watch YTPs instead. She’s banned from watching YouTube kids by herself.

Yeah, keep them off YT and YT Kids. Jesus, the stupid brain melting human-made videos are worse enough as it is and kids love watching this shit over well-produced content. The only time I allow my kid to watch YT Kids is when I can watch too and it’s on my phone. Recently she started watching a video with an anamorphic cat that was pregnant with a Zombie baby. Of course, YT is the one that offered her this content to watch anyway.

If you don’t want to supervise what your kids watch, lock down their tablet or computer to only connect to streaming services you pay for. People are paid to produce this much higher quality content and then it is reviewed by people who know what should be acceptable for kids to watch. Compare this to some jackass on YouTube who can make the worst garbage imaginable, with or without the help of AI, and the YouTube algorithm is more than happy to shove it in your child’s face. Which would you prefer your child to watch?