already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
same guitar, but with orange flame maple
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Hey Hey Hey Hey! 🎺🎺🎺🎺
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
iCloud…thats Apple right?