Esoteir [he/him]

hahaha pouring one out for the nepo baby interns running the account trying desperately to salvage anything from last night

Performance is really bad so far

dang, considering i got a silky smooth 49.33 fps on the base game I think I’m gonna wait a bit until there’s a few patches or something

hell yeah lmao, the seven hundred dollar brothers grimm philosophy stash probably has a wild backstory that we’ll never know

i started laughing because i thought this was a good fakenews post and then i looked at the comm lmaooo

just beat Frogmonster, it’s pretty good if you like FPS metroidvanias like metroid prime, very movement focused with fun boss fight gimmicks. you also play as a frog with a gun

only complaint is that the soundtrack is actually pretty bad, but considering the whole thing was made by one person including a custom voxel engine to do realtime portals and mirrors I can’t complain too much

game of the year so far for me, might be dethroned by the elden ring dlc we’ll see 🤺

the fact the devs used their last resources making 3DS remakes of DS games after the switch had already launched just boggles the mind

for the same reason there’s so many bad horror movies, it’s a genre that welcomes a smaller scope, lower budget, dark lighting so it’s harder to see said low budget, and game-wise bad controls are welcomed as a way to increase the tension

i don’t mean this in a hater way, horror is one of my favorite film genres and i like horror games, they’re just very accessible to make and you get all of the downsides of that fact with the upsides

honestly looks like he would be an antagonist in a 80/90’s tech company show/movie played by Jeff Goldblum

the term jatz predates jizz, the disney “rename” mentions it’s also known by other names, they’ve also used jizz in a disney canon novelization before

I spent hundreds of hours playing monster hunter 3U in bed on the gamepad and never had a problem with it. I found it pretty comfy and the steam deck basically copied its ergonomics so they must have been doing something right

but regardless the pro controller exists which can be used in like 95% of Wii U games and has an abominably long battery life

Wii U easily, if you jailbreak it you can play every generation before it

switch can’t emulate Wii and GameCube games, and on top of that half of its good games are Wii U ports anyway

got severe whiplash from seeing Ian Miles Cheong in the replies, but I’m not surprised considering this game’s community lmao

yeah i didn’t see any outrage at helldivers 2 locking a majority of the new content each update behind a monthly ten dollar battle pass microtransaction lmao

id say yeah

i only played a bit when it came out like half a decade ago, but gameplay wise it felt kinda like Super Mario Sunshine/64 with the aesthetic of Wind Waker + Super Mario Galaxy

it has owls in it too

when the comm isn’t fakenews

jonny greenwood was caught liking terf tweets a few years back fuck em

reported

the only good part about the nintendo switch is how low the hardware requirements are to emulate switch games on the PC

otherwise i’d simply rather cry myself to sleep than give nintendo 70 dollars to play a 26.33 fps game on a kindle fire

don’t forget to also try The Outer Wilds in solidarity for two space games having the same fuckin name coming out at pretty much the same time and making it almost impossible to discuss them without people confusing one for the other

it fucking slaaps

not interested in a thing this man says that doesn’t include the word “ceasefire”