Yo momma.
Yo momma.
Except the tickly thing is a fighter jet. It’s like those weird mobile games where the women are Jets except in reverse.
Firefly and Dreamcast. Two things nerds are never going to fucking get over.
Something something sperm whale
Fun Map Facts!
Lake Michigan resembles a penis.
Yeah it stung me too lol
Shame he didn’t have a school to hide in
When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair
I had a very recessed holder place that was pretty much always in the shadow no matter what direction I was facing I just got used to doing everything audio and tucking it down in there. It was really annoying because I honestly liked having the thing in my field of view to follow the GPS that way so the stupid voice didn’t keep talking over my goddamn music.
IT TOOK MY MUSIC FROM ME MAN
Oh holy shit. I’ve done that a few times. Completely using GPS by audio and without thinking I put the phone down in the Sun. I’ve never done it more than 10 or 15 minutes before I remembered and every time it would be so fucking hot. Even with the screen off and everything which really should have helped keep it cool you know?
The big problem here I was an instacart driver at the time so I had all these fucking weird things I had to do with my phone to make sure it didn’t explode while I was trying to keep it charged so I could work all day.
WHY DIDN’T THIS FUCKER REMIND US ABOUT 9/11
WHY DIDN’T THIS FUCKER WARN US ABOUT 9/11
YO LET ME UP IN DEM BIRD GUTS
Yep. I don’t hate youtubers for doing ads. Everyone needs to make money. Just skip the ads.
Except for Ryan George because he actually makes his funny as fuck.
Lady I don’t even know you
I need to be clear that my intentions for that graphics card are sexual in nature
But he beat Medicare!
What the fuck was that.
Yep. Same boat.
Would.