KimJongFun [he/him]

Michael Bloomberg

lmao Connor O’Malley did a whole standup special where this is the entire bit barely a month ago and reality has already caught up

What if Calvinism, but less forgiving

A koala maybe? They actually literally have smooth brains

I did a double take at the store this week when I realized bell peppers were three goddamn dollars each. Not even organic or at an upscale grocery store or anything, just regular old peppers that I’m pretty sure I was buying for less than half that less than two years ago

Hire fans

Baldurs Gate 1/2, and KOTOR gets an honorable mention for worst inventory interface in history

"His first move was to appoint Hunter Biden - who is on crack!

This cnn article.

Witnesses flagged down Dallas police officers around 10:30 p.m. local time Friday and directed them to Brown, who was lying in the parking lot of his apartment complex with multiple gunshot wounds to his lower body, police said.

Brown was taken Parkland Memorial Hospital, where he died from his injuries. He was positively identified by the medical examiner Sunday, police said.

Witnesses told police they heard several gunshots and saw a silver, four-door sedan speed away from the parking lot.

But there are no detailed descriptions of the suspect.

Brown “was ambushed at his apartment complex as he got out of his car and (was) shot at close range,” attorney Lee Merritt wrote in a Facebook post Saturday night. Merritt represents the Jean family.

He said at the time a medical examiner told him Brown had been shot in the mouth and chest.

Remember when they killed the guy who testified in that case about a cop murdering a dude in his own home by shooting him in the fucking mouth? Pepperidge Farms remembers

It’s nice that they’re thinking of the civilians, what a swell guy

You don’t change horses mid…uh… y’know, the thing

“ is cool and all, but it’s a little too ambiguous not to have it written down in the legal codes in plain English”

“This thread is a thorough history of the use of silflay as an antisemitic dog whistle, 1/623”

No chance they confirm any vp appointment so all they have to do is appoint Trump speaker and wait 5 minutes for some to Kamala

Turns out human shields are pretty flimsy when your enemy doesn’t give a shit about murdering people