Can gorillas in the Naruto universe perform jutsus?

Always has been.

Couldn’t even be clever enough to use SkiBiden Toilet

I hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.

“trump is using hitler’s language”

Like it’s a warning? It’s not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.

All about aesthetics

No because you yelled at me.

but I like it when the punchline is followed by another joke name.

Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Matt Yglesias, and Aaron Sorkin.

:Pelosi-Clap:

It sounds like your house guest gets back at themselves pretty regularly. I’m sure there’s nothing worse you can do to them that they won’t eventually do to themselves.

Biden is going to give Israel a billion dollars in weapons, but he’s not happy about it!

Gilead could make PrEP freely available to people and reduce the transmission of HIV, but that wouldn’t be profitable.

Also hepatitis c is curable, but hell if the average person can afford it.

Tesla tombstones will be rolled out as soon as they stop catching fire.

First as satire then as farce

If protest is helping trump then maybe Biden should concede to the protesters. If he wants to win, anyway.

Being voiced by Danny Trejo helps.

One of my first videogame crushes as a canonically gay character.

Looks like he’s been defrosted by an undertaker.