Bikini is one thing… the lack of any sort of gap for her thighs makes it look like her Arse is on her front.

Man cretin on another level

What absolute poison that some People come to this conclusion that, the ultimate freedom in an advanced 1st world economy, makes your life devoid of meaning and purpose when it actually gives you greater freedom to pursue the truly meaningful things in life like friends, family and your own self-fulfilment.

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it’s leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn’t even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn’t exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it’s alarm.

LMAO, LOL, ROFL, PMSL and any other Internet shorthand one can think of to succinctly describe the pathetic hilarity of this stale wotsits unearned ego.

With friends like these who needs enemies

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?

Filthy, dirty, terrorists forcing their thick, white, ideology on my eyeballs!

Believe, technically speaking, it merely increased his size and hitbox vertically. Realistically speaking whatever helped your developing brain overcome it is true even if it isn’t technically so because what matters is you did it 💪.

I want it to be real