Watergate? That shit was above water baby, aged like fine wine. Apparently, Nixon did nothing wrong.
If you become president, you can start referring to Gitmo as Gottem. Send anyone there you want as long as it’s official business, fuck it who’s going to stop you?
Is the irony poisoning leaking out of my brain and dripping from my eyes or is that what was basically decided today? Cause it looks a lot like the subtext has become text. 
Ugh, I used to have this mindset as a kid and my parents didn’t bother asking me to tone it down because “Eh that’s technically what they teach at our missionary based church.”
My dork ass didn’t convert a single child, thank fuck.
Thanks, needed this today. 
It’s so petty and I’m here for it. 
I think I marathoned the one you’re talking about for a couple months just to have something in the background while I worked (they’re relatively young and from Texas).
While he usually didn’t go as far to say that eating out was preventing people from buying homes, he always loved to talk about how everyone can save money even if it means 0 treats for years at a time. As if that isn’t completely unrealistic. Oh but sure, let’s put $100 in the budget for once a month therapy, otherwise the commenters will get mad - what do you mean that’s not enough to help you cope with 50-60 hours of work??? And then when someone does come to him already scrapping at the bottom and budgeting to the max (for example, he had a single guardian on there that had to adopt younger family members due to a dysfunctional sister) he just says sorry and then gives them extremely unhelpful advice like get a third job (he ALWAYS tells people to get side gigs and second jobs and this lady already had two jobs, eventually what got me to stop watching ugh) or to look up local resources like food banks for help (she already was).
I only watched as long as I did because he had wealthy shithead libertarians and toxic masculinity guys that would buy 60k trucks and teslas. Assholes that usually made more than enough money but always had mommy and/or employees do all the work for them so they never ended up learning any of the basics themselves. But whenever someone making $50k or less a year comes on… yikes.
Hey, you. If you’re disgusted by this but still eating animal products this free documentary might help you make the final push.
Me personally, I’m autistic with a binge eating disorder and I used to think I could never become vegetarian, much less vegan. Pretty much all my favorite cope foods used to have meat in them and some of them were just meat. This spring marks my 3 year vegan anniversary in large part because I watched Dominion and confronted the truth with genuine curiosity. I’m not going to lie to you and say it’ll be easy. It’s a big life change. Enough of a change that people will treat you differently once they know, for better and for worse. But it is easier than it used to be even just a couple years ago and as more people become vegan there are more resources available. I would personally be willing to help you if you need any advice, and I’m sure plenty of other vegans on here would answer questions as well.
(A general abuse/mass death NSFL CW for Dominion, you will not be able to unsee the footage or watch the behind the scenes footage of actors covered in fake gore making jokes like you would with a scary movie. It’s all real.)
But they’re getting nothing besides slaps on the wrist right? Sure their community hates their fucking guts, but that hasn’t stopped them from clocking in every day.
Now this is shitposting.
Hey so uuuuuuh
I went to a DSA meetup for the first time in months earlier this week and made the unfortunate choice of showing up early. The only other person to show up early was the stereotype of a pasty DSA redditor and kept finding excuses to stare at my tiddy crack and practically begged my partner where we met.
That’s when I uh… told him about Hexbear, so have fun toying with your food if some DSA bro bursts in here pleading for a chubby goth gf. 
Why not both?
Shot and chaser. 
That’s interesting, I’ve done something similar to news sites that block you from viewing them and scrolling down.
I used to take one of my adblockers and select individual elements to block in hopes I could read the article normally. It rarely worked and typically I still wouldn’t be able to scroll. Did you happen to do something similar with youtube a couple of weeks ago when they started getting more aggressive and adblockers didn’t have their filters updated yet? If so maybe reinstalling your adblocker will help, but tbh I’m not amazing with technical stuff like this.
Thank you for posting this, the comments made me want to try and get the ad blockers to work again instead of copying and pasting into a private browser. I’ve been stuck doing that for several weeks now and it’s very tedious.
And you know what? I got it to work, at least for now!
Here’s what my issue was: I was using too many adblockers at once. So I turned off everything but Ublocker and Sponserblock, and cleared Ublocker’s cache before updating it as another user recommended. It looks like it’s back to normal now! And yes, I’m using Firefox.
Hopefully that helps someone with similar issues.
Poopity scoopity war criminals 
Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker. 
Congrats on going from terminally online to permanent grass touching, but don’t feel bad if you need to take a break at night and come back here to visit every now and then.
Good luck out there! 
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER YOU FUCK’IN ROTTING DEMON! 
Eat shit in hell, we’re partying tonight!
Literal window sicko meme but it’s just someone in a t-shirt with an iced drink enjoying 50F weather, meanwhile the family inside is shivering wearing multiple layers while the heat is blasting. Maybe the sicko invites them outside to the American flag bonfire.
This might be the most mundane game I’ve bought so far, but I picked up Supermarket Simulator and liked it enough to mod it.
It’s so fucking tedious, but I can’t pull myself away once I get through the first day.