# This is my script to epicly own all those lefty NPCs

def main():
    if race
        comment(random_slur(race))
    if gender
        comment(random_slur(gender))
    if economy
        comment(random_slur(economy))
    if china
        # TODO this is a placeholder, I'll get some slurs later
        comment("Gay")

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()

that’s around when the U.S. line on China shifted from normalization into Cold War 2.0.

I’m surprised we’re low on alternative ideas lol. I’m just as curious what caused the peak as I am to what caused the drop. Maybe Cold War 2.0 mode was a reaction to the peak?

It’ll be interesting to see how the U.S. adaptations of The Three-Body Problem portray China.

I enjoyed Three-Body (2023), best case scenario would be Netflix make a faster paced version, worst (and most likely) scenario is you get a wacky caricature, like Wang Miao is a highschooler who has to defeat both the anti-Christ and overthrow the PRC before prom or w/e.

Download everything that would upset you if it were no longer available forever starting tomorrow.

The average westerner believes they have a higher quality of life than the average Chinese citizen, but that’s slowly changing I think.

restaurants cost 2x what they did earlier in my lifetime, rent probably 3x. I remember learning about career options in highschool that essentially stopped existing less than a decade later. I’m not that old. How fast is slow suppose to be?

[China] has no desire to impose its ideology on anyone else

Hey Mao Zedong, how come Stalin let’s you have 2 tiers?

Tangled is hair cut propaganda

That would open a whole can of worms that contract law and false advertising laws and court precedents have already sealed.

i have good politics

Why not enact change locally in your community first

Then the government knows what I look like and will be able to plan around my existence. Most national security policies assume cartoonishly massive human waves coming out of nowhere are not possible. The element of surprise and the rush attack is key to victory. Revealing that I have this power without conquering the planet ensures instead that I get kidnapped and get experimented with in a secret bunker.

I work at startup that’s moving fast to implement one of these, but we’re B2B, so I see a fuckup will potentially lose us our extra bigass contract, not the tiny cost of an airplane refund. I have no idea if the team working on this knows what they are doing or if they are hastily slapping random shit together.

My biggest cost is rent, we can all sleep in a big-ass ratking, boys love threesomes without the trouble of figuring out who the third will be, AFAIK food costs scale in my favor if I got a second job and a third me for hobbies. We could claim to be twins but also rotate who’s running the of and faking vacation etc, produce higher quality content more often and charge more for it. and 4-100 mees for dumpster-diving/terrorism. Are there limits? Are the copies permanent? I’d like to replace the government of my country and the power seems OP as I could just copy up and annex everything in cartoonishly massive human waves.

just start handing out numbers

the biggest scam that’s ever happened to me is like when CVS charges $1 more than walmart.

IDK why’d you even bother with legal, it’s easy enough to rip mp3s out of any youtube video.

these are in my ~/.zshrc:

# download any video as mp3
# if video is chaptered, split each chapter into separate song files
alias yt-mp3='yt-dlp --extract-audio --audio-format mp3 --split-chapters --no-check-certificate'

America delenda est.

the year is 2050, currently spelunking into old cities looking for hard drives with PDFs of pre-collapse human knowledge on them. Haven’t found an unencrypted drive that would start in over a month.

most boys waiting for the killer app to come out so they can stop keeping it a secret and finally tell people they’re using it for something other than porn, elon musk just says the quiet part out loud.

in less than 20 years you’ll be able to tell your blackmarket AI to auto-boob any movie/tvshow/family photos/zoom meetings and it’ll use less energy than your HVAC.