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I’m writing a gay mecha anime protagonist right now. It is not going well lol.

The vibes for this election are so scuffed.

The previous commander assigned to this mission DID quit. The given excuse was “personal reasons,” but I think we all know the truth now.

Never been to any particular ‘Pride’ function but I was quite the slacktivist in the pre-Obergefell days and did my best to live openly and true to myself as I could back then as a queer-adjacent young person. In high school, I got several students on board with me participating in the Day of Silence protests. It really pissed off the admins and I got targeted for in-school suspensions all the time afterward.

And the part that I can’t get over is that all that energy put into expanding gay rights and queer acceptance has been for the rich gays to consolidate their assets. At the time I genuinely believed I was part of some rising tide movement that was going to change things. A decade out it seems pretty clear that the entire movement through the ‘00s and ‘10s was a sham so the rich gays could more easily hoard their wealth like straight couples do. The rich gays finally got to have their dream weddings all while the greater movement backslid and violence against trans and queer people has increased. So the rich gays hide away and start television ad campaigns to lie and condescend to the rest of us and say, “It gets better,” because, in their discrete experience, it does.

As it turns out it was always about class politics and there can be no gay/queer liberation without the rest of it.

Who are these entitled students to stomp all over the dream that school administrators of every level have been fighting toward for decades? Hold strong administration, your vision of a campus with no students, no teachers, only administrators. The perfect educational institution is just over the horizon!

Nobody[52-year-old conscripts] wants to work[Get blown up in a Slavic mudhole so can delay prison or a firing squad for one more day] anymore.

“Happy Birthday, Mr. Bloodfeast!”

Look out! It’s Oh no she’s wearing AirPods!

Never keep raw garlic in oil at room temperature. It creates an anaerobic environment in which C. Botulinum thrives.

Amerifat brainrotted dem voters when Putin wins an election with 99% of the vote

Genocide-supporting Russiagate facebook minion-posters when Israel intercepts 99% of the Iranian drones

Plan A: The Americans sell us and subsidize a fleet of F-16s, fully equipped with state of the art target-lock AMRAAMS.

Plan B: Charlie’s dad works a lot and probably won’t notice his weekender is missing for quite a while. Load her up, boys!

The Democrats not being found culpable for war crimes they’re committing: “It’s this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong political party discovered.”

Now that looks like a sling with the power to topple a giant. Righteous.

Is it really called the “David’s Sling” missile defense system? These people are so fucking gay for the bible. Just put your dick in it, you know you want to.

Virgin David’s Jockstrap vs Chad

All the single ladies. All the single ladies.

He watches CNN and sometimes NBC for the “real journalist” Sunday morning programming. Oh, and Sam Harris’ podcast. Could that be where he got it?

CNN, folks. Not even once.

Yeah, I had no idea how far gone my dad was on Palestine. I tried talking with him today and it was nuts;

It’s in their DNA to fight each other.

They’ve been at war for thousands of years. It’s an ingrained religious war that can never end until Israel has control of Palestine.

Israel could solve this in a day if they wanted to. It’s their restraint that is keeping Palestinians alive.

George W. Bush getting extraordinarily renditioned from the Sovereign State of Texas to see the inside of the Hague would be among the funniest outcomes of all this.