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@zephyreks @NaibofTabr I know I say this immediately after having posted feet porn but my point is still valid I swear

@zephyreks @NaibofTabr “In order to make a claim about media events you need journalistic credentials.”

Holy shit get the fucking boot out of your mouth you’re making feet fetishists look like upstanding members of society

@lemmylem @asklemmy “Your eyes are pretty cute, but I can make them even cuter if you come home with me tonight.”

@Omega_Haxors @Alsephina If it’s in the pasteurized milk, does that mean we should only be drinking raw milk right now?

@Sdnimm543 @stabby_cicada I believe India has a solution for you.

@blivet @stopthatgirl7 @some_guy THE JEW FEARS THE SAMURAI
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@haxor “You shouldn’t assfuck your memory”

thanks Hacker News.

I wouldn’t have ever known.

@Sir_Kevin @dan Metric is bad because base 10 is bad.

Imperial units are good because they’re based on subdivisions and commonly referenced lengths that people actually want to make. You want to divide length up into 12 equal parts, because 12 is divisible by 2,3,4, and 6. Dividing it up into 10 equal parts kinda sucks, because 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5.

When measurement scales are important, we ditch metric (or modify it). For example, computers don’t use the usual metric units - a Kilobyte is 1024 bytes. This is because you actually want to divide things up by powers of 2 when you’re working in binary.

@TheAnonymouseJoker >Pro-NAFO

Yes I do support the North American Futanari Organization. Why wouldn’t I support it?

@TheAnonymouseJoker @Alpharius >Communist states are not going around establishing hundreds of military bases, carpet bombing and genociding countries and creating a media-military propaganda machine for their citizens to fear boogeymen for the horrors their own politicians and corporations are committing against them.

China does a solid chunk of that - they broker deals to use other country’s ports as naval bases, they have an ongoing genocide of the Uyghurs and Falun Gong, they were responsible for the mass spread of COVID in late 2019/early 2020, and their propaganda machine is strongly tied to their military.

It is disingenuous to pretend communist states do not do things that the largest communist state in the world does.

@Johanno @Early_To_Risa I should hope that I die some time this century, I can’t imagine living another 100 years of this bullshit.

@radix @Oka This is the most boring possible skill. How do you achieve it?

@cyberpunk007 @Oka I am good at dating women with one eye.

@CandleTiger @Frub >I see lemmy and mastodon going the same way if they grow enough.

This is one of those things where exactly what happens depends on what group of people you’re in. There’s lots of sub-100 person instances which are basically “using your cool friend’s server” or “using some cool rando’s server.”

The reality is that if you ask someone to pay to shitpost on fedi, they’ll cap the cost at “whatever it costs to self-host,” which ain’t much.

@CatholicSocialist @marx_mentat You should be able to block domains on lemmy as a user - just about every other fedi instance allows you to do this.

NSFW emojis - such as their pigpoopballs - often gets places defed, if you’re mad enough you might bring that up to your instance admin.

@whatisallthis Interesting claim, bidet salesman. I may actually consider it.

@whatisallthis @Weirdbeardgame >Just dry off snd that’s it.

Doesn’t that still mean you have to wipe shit water off your ass?

@silence7 I am increasingly convinced that the goal of large oil companies is not to make money, but instead to cause maximal harm to as many people as possible.

@Quacksalber @zzzzz >With Lemmy vs. reddit, all you really choose is who gets to moderate you. There is no different experience using either platform.

But there is a hugely different experience. Here on the fediverse, you can talk to people whose mouths are not filled with corporate cock.

@Blaze @fediverse This is the natural reminder to lemmy people that they should have a few alts on different instances, just in case something like this happens.