goose [he/him]

I know a fellow Aerospray user when I see one

GAME FELLED

women literally only want one thing and it’s dingers

Have you ever tried growing your hair that fast? It hurts

I always believed that Doomguy’s power was a superhuman level of not believing that he had to deal with this shit

Of ones I’ve tried, Miyoo Mini Plus is excellent if you have any affinity for the Game Boy [Color/Pocket]. There are two great OS options available (MiniUI and Onion) that support the most important function: Sleep Mode that doesn’t drain your battery. It’s not the best form factor for long play sessions, but if you’re looking for some shorter hits of nostalgia, it’s wonderful.

RG35XX is similar and highly regarded, and the new SP form factor seems ideal for tossing in a bag.

To echo others: definitely get your own SD card.

Freshmen are issued eye-tracking AR glasses with timers displayed above every human

Your developers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

la-li-lu-le-lo?

Photography credit: JibJab

A guy who creates memes like this but has never actually heard a Black person speak and thinks it is pronounced like the country of Chile

Time to rent out pineapples by the hour for portraits like we’re back in Victorian England

10,000 signature petition to have her navel exposed as god intended

Don’t burn yourself out in the Hinterlands, move on to the next places. You can come back later

The answer to these questions is usually “the one you had when you were young and life was easiest”. For me that’s the SNES; I love everything about that console and even painted my office in its two-tone grey.

Despite that, the Switch is just the best. It’s a home console that you can take on the go (or on the couch while someone else has control of the television). You can play with friends on a big screen or take it on the bus. It’s had a long lifecycle that has seen some of the very best games ever made across all of Nintendo’s franchises, plus tons of third-party and indie games.

The 3DS is in second place, mostly because it’s the one portable-only system that Nintendo got right on the first try.

Honey what’s wrong you’ve barely even read your Bibbie

If that’s not counting things like code completion, it seems high

If it is counting things like code completion, it seems low

As someone who has to cross-browser test stuff, I cannot endorse calling a WebKit-based browser “Chrome”

My wife and I have started doing this, and it’s helped us feel a little bit better. A mile walk isn’t going to drive weight loss or anything, but the important thing is to feel good about how your body is doing. And outside of the health benefits, it’s just nice to have a small daily reminder that your body can still get moving when you ask it to

There’s only one track you need for the Cyberpunk Experience