I was losing my mind trying to figure that out. Thank you! I’ve been at work all day, so there was no way I read it in the past four hours.
I was losing my mind trying to figure that out. Thank you! I’ve been at work all day, so there was no way I read it in the past four hours.
No shit! Between food and rent I can barely make it.
That would make you a cop, comrade.
“Confusion, nausea, and vomiting are symptoms. Severe cases can cause seizures, coma, and death.”
It waters down the blood, diluting electrolytes. It’s a LOT of water. But it’s something that is definitely possible.
To explain, the person testing you will check for temperature and appearance. If it’s too clear they may require another sample.
I went through a state-run program called drug court (you can have a little doxxing, as a treat. Afaik not many states have this program) and if you pissed too clear they’d make you give another sample. They didn’t observe us directly, so maybe that’s why. Someone just stood outside the bathroom and listened.
Refusal to give a new sample would result in a fail.
For the record I was 100% sober whilst going through this program and it’s probably the best thing that happened to me. I chose not to be a CI and it got me (relatively) cheap outpatient rehab. 13+ hours a week of therapy and real consequences to my actions. ended a decade-long opiate addiction. So I never cheated on their tests, just conveying my experience.
I did spend my teenage years doing through multiple, less punitive, programs, which is where I draw this experience from.
Didn’t read all the replies but here is how I used to do it.
Drink a lot of water the night before and day of. Don’t get water poisoning but get real close. You want as much of your piss to be water as possible.
Take a couple B12 vitamins a couple hours before the test. They will make you piss yellow even if it’s all water.
That said, you might still be fucked. I’ve used this method to pass a test in under 24 hours but YMMV. My metabolism is ridiculous.
Good luck, comrade.
Woo! High score! We’re number one!
Excuse me while I quietly cry in the corner.
Only 787 of them? These days it seems like they’re all falling apart.
Just don’t let it take you my friend. I’m here if you ever need an ear.
Just saying if he takes two steps to his left, those leafy greens are probably under a sprinkler. Just wet your fingers slightly.
Beat me to it. Hopefully it’s foreshadowing.
Nah, I just live in a college town.
To be fair I’m probably a little lib presenting
How the hell did I get there?!?
Hell yeah! I thought you’d be okay, so I’m glad I was right. Congrats on the gig!
I’m also not going to read it, but $700 mil as of 2023, according to the table in the link.
The other day I was hanging out with a friend and played racket ball for the first time. I don’t do sports, but that was a blast.
I watch an unhealthy amount of YouTube and never knew this. Nifty.
So you’re telling me a single, solitary, septuagenarian simpleton shivved Chauvin?
Salute
I’m currently looking for a second job so this sounds great.