They could bundle in my idea of having a telephone in your house, not a cell phone more like a land phone

Sorry

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You know what they call alternative medicine when it works? Medicine.

I signed up for a family plan a couple years ago and it’s honestly one of the last subscriptions I would cancel. I can justify it by the literally hundreds of hours of watching ads me and my family would have been subjected to otherwise.

There are plenty of other reasons to do so

My sex toy goes to a different school

Got me good

An offshoot of the LABIA?

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Lose the blackjack too

F91W will never not be supported

I think of Ace and Gary’s penismobile from Ambiguously Gay Duo

Your girlfriend has birthmarks all over her body?

The ol’ Uno reverso countersquat technique, I like it

Make sure to wear your favorite Music Band tshirt.

LLM just autocomplete on steroid.

Funny you should say this. I only have anecdotal evidence from me and a few friends, but the general consensus is that autocomplete and predictive text are much worse now than they used to be.

Rs: “Individual freedoms! No government overreach!”

Also Rs: “Let’s track these motherfuckers so they can be punished.”

I can’t remember, is Lithuania on Trump’s “shithole” list?

The Nodfather

Why is thinnest ever placed in such high regard? Have you seen how ridiculous the new iPad Pro looks when the Pencil is attached to it for charging?

I think I’m in the vocal minority in that I really don’t give a shit about thin, especially if it affects performance, repairability, or battery life.