2.5 seconds is the limit for looking at people before it becomes harassment

pulling up the timer app every time somebody glances at me

Petition to defed from Poland

ooops wrong mega

The plot of the Mad Max video game is that you’re just trying to reach a place called the Plains of Silence. You’re not trying to save the world or anything, you’re just a dude trying to run away from his feelings. 10/10 extremely relatable

According to some unconfirmed rumors, there is more to life than sitting in your room alone and playing videogames. But we should wait for some credible sources to back up these claims with data

The improvement megathread will be posted later than usual today because I’m on a train. I’m giving everybody the permission to be a lazy dirtbag until then

Based countries can have a little nationalism as a treat

It should be illegal to be a nationalist unless you live in a country that is in the top 10 of the Human Development Index. Everybody caught simping for shithole countries should be given a public wedgie on the main square (it’s like a public execution but for wedgies)

This is Big Ed, you owe it to yourself to watch his incredibly embarassing adventures of meeting his 30 years younger mail-order bride from the Philippines. The man cannot stop taking Ls, it’s amazing.

We love our beautiful devs, don’t we folks

I often don’t get notifications at all. My post can have 10 top-level replies (that replied directly to the post) and I will get only around 5 notifications.

Devs please fix, Hexbear notifications are my only source of dopamine

I believe it is impossible to solve a Rubik’s cube. Have you seen that fucking thing? Anybody who can “solve the Rubik’s cube” is actually using black magic and should be burned at the stake

• Denial

• A pervasive sense of fear <- you are here

• Anger

• Bargaining

• Depression

• Acceptance

Even with a year’s worth of U.S. weapons on the way, Ukraine cannot count on future aid packages, particularly if Donald Trump becomes President again.

The chatGPT prompt for this article was: “Make the dumbass reader of The New Yorker think that they are reading an article about Ukraine while actually serving them an advertisement for Genocide Joe”

Western intelligence services estimate that the total number of Russian dead and wounded has surpassed half a million

vs

a grinding war of attrition that, according to U.S. intelligence, has killed seventy thousand Ukrainian soldiers

Angloid propagandists love grouping together dead and wounded to make it seem that Russia is losing

I think it’s possible to do everything you’re supposed to and still feel like shit. That’s because the problem is not in you, it’s in the hellworld. The problem is systemic, so no amount of individual action can solve it. I think we should try our best but accept that life is still gonna be garbage sometimes (or most of the time lol)

That’s a good idea, I also recommend journaling. Along with meditation, it’s the best habit that you can develop.

Wage slavery often feels like you’re running in a hamster wheel but if you’re journaling, you can read your entries from a year ago and see how much progress you’ve made.

It’s never too late to get your shit together! Join us at c/self_improvement and let’s start kicking ass together

Goddammit now I have to read up on Slovakian politics to find out if the assassination attempt was based or cringe