MSM and badposting converging

Step it up yoggy this is slop

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

Where is it going

Thank you for your service

I stopped dancing when I finished school but we would always swing at the country bars

I wouldn’t

Nothing from there is worth eating, even the donuts are shipped in frozen

And the coffee is not very good.

The chronics will still line up out of the drive thru and onto the street to get their fix in the morning, though.

So did you have to learn China’s history in order to write this out, or is that like your specialty

Holy shit. How long did this take?

I just wanna say I woefully regret your recurring dream, I’ve witnessed a fridge of spilled milk and it sucks 😭

Fuck you poutine is all we have.

Yup. Just do what I do and pass out encryption keys to everyone I text so they can decrypt the SMS messages I encrypt before sending.

Unfortunately I haven’t been able to get my parents to encrypt the SMS they send me😔

DREAM THREAD

The dream I just woke up from was insane.

I was traveling in a city which had a train used for transit. I took the train from my hotel to a bar. Over supper I befriended a table of friendly people my age and we all waited for the train to loop back around to take us back to the hotel. On the train I noticed something peculiar about each one of the three ppl sitting with me.

1. The blonde girl insisted that we all pass our phones around the table so we could smell each other’s phone. We did, but I don’t remember coming to any conclusions about the smell I found on each phone

2. The fella didn’t understand social cues, and his phone was one of those folding ones but one half was gone… When I noticed we were all wearing the same corporate-branded bunnyhugs I tried to give him a fist bump but he just grabbed my hand for a while

3. The last girl, across from me accidentally smashed one of the dice we were playing with and then refused to admit that she did.

After the dice game was ruined, the guy left and one of my irl friends came and sat down with us, but he didn’t know how much longer we had until the train brought us back.

The dream ended when we passed the biggest board game store I’ve ever seen

JOSEPH PLEASE I NEED THIS DREAM INTERPRETED

dude said “yeah, 556 ammo can cut folks in half. I saw kids cut in half in Iraq”

…sir?

I remember a CSI episode where a .22 bullet bounces around inside a dude’s skull lmao

the colonel who wrote the sur-rebuttal where I cropped the image from believes that the rifling in a gun’s barrel is designed to make the bullet tumble upon impact. Below is from his initial ‘expert report’:

the ballistics expert Fed who wrote the rebuttal asserts the below and may answer your question:

Make horns illegal

I’ve been saying it.

Literally just elect whoever is the funniest.

The machine will not stop.