jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTrump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'www.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1334arrow-down18
arrow-up1326arrow-down1external-linkTrump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'www.rawstory.comjeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·1 month ago“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”
minus-squareRhaedas@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 month ago“it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much.”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you. (This joke got dark)
minus-squareDarylDutch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoJoke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.
minus-squaredrunkosaurus@kbin.socialcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month ago“I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!”
“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”
“it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much.”
Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you.
(This joke got dark)
Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.
“I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!”