We need another Mystery Dungeon instalment.

sounds like the Safari Zone warden from that banned episode in the anime.

Hello, it’s nice to meet you.

Well, on the one hand, at least millennials tried to channel their politics into political movements instead of things like music subcultures (Because saying Maggie three times definitely made neoliberalism go away in Britain). Of course, it could just be that way because politics has replaced music subcultures for some people, myself included.

On the other hand though, millennials just ended up recapitulating and losing many of the same battles the Silents and Boomers fought during the New Left era without trying to learn from the failings of those movements. Even the turn towards foreign policy with “multipolarity” on everyone’s tongue as a political panacea reflects a inability to affect politics at home that the Boomers faced in their own time.

is a millennial? Something about him always made me think he was Gen X or something. Probably on the cusp if I’d guess.

The only piece of advice I would give younger people is don’t listen to your elders, especially about politics. They are housebroken pieces of shit.

Gotta disagree with this. The younger people should take some advice from those elders that are able to perceive the mistakes they made in their own time. Unfortunately, there seem to be few of those people among the millennial left.

She’s getting ready to put those M4A signs in the garage just like Nancy.

I despise that odious man and all his fanatics.

Look at all the dirty blood money they spent to get that Yonk elected. Disgusting.

Well, they’re Red like she says the Soviets are, so it checks out.

I didn’t have Hungarians exactly in mind at first. In the middle ages people in Europe and the Islamic world used to think Gog and Magog would emerge from Central Asia and herald the end of the world. Every time a powerful steppe empire would emerge to challenge the settled people of Europe and the Levant, like the Mongols, people there would speculate if the beginning of the end was nigh. In the context of the Cold War, Evangelical Protestants ideologically aligned with the American government convinced gullible people like my Trump- supporting coworker that the Soviet Union was Gog and Magog from the Bible, and that they would herald the end of the world. Hence why these people have the mentality of medieval peasants who think every enemy of the king is in league with the actual Devil. I told her that the whole idea is ludicrous if you have even an ounce of historical knowledge about how every generation thinks they’ll soon see the end of the world.

At this rate Republicans will make teaching Haematogenous Reproduction Theory in schools a new plank in their platform by, lets say the next midterms.

Maybe they’ll go back to teaching Aristotelian dentistry while they’re at it.

Yep. They talk to me about Gog and Magog coming over the Urals after they come in from mucking the stables. No sense of history whatsoever. All they know is God and King flag.

I can do that, and I’ll do it with more theatrics.

I’d do his job for half that. Just let me horde half of it each year like squirrel. I’d like to have a leisurely retirement and not work past 70 like my father.

Hello internet friend.

The solution to this is to just not let anyone in your home, like I do.

Chuds but these things? Don’t they think electric vehicles are made of soy or something? I thought it was more of a tech bro thing.

This is Fort Lauderdale?! I thought it was Los Angeles or somewhere else in California.

Well, if they didn’t spray them, they would have just rusted away anyhow. Who are all these people buying Cybertrucks in Florida?

That’s sounds like so much fun, I wish I could be there. There are no Trots or pride parades in my area. Not even a gay bar.

Where are all the ai Minion memes though? I want to see some conjoined minions with a catty quote that expresses Nana’s wish for the school nuns to come back and beat her grandchildren with a ruler for paying too much attention to their damn phones. Why don’t they call her if they’re on the phone all day long?!