Imagine being this much of a loser lol
You have to be a loser to get that good at pool.
Source I’m pretty damn good at pool and a loser.
Yoo don’t be so hard on yourself😭😭 I’m sure you are not a loser.
This is true. Everbody with testicles eventually develops an intuition for how balls bounce of each other because they can feel it happening to them every step.
Boobs? Checkmate
Trans women still dominate due to having experience with both 😔
I had one of my balls removed bc cancer. This must be why I suck at pool.
lol yea im sure there is such a huge gap between men and women when it comes to holding lightweight pool cues and tapping a ball in to a hole. get fucked.
there’s a limit to how hard you want to break anyway, so it’s not like unbounded strength would be an advantage even if trans women had superpowers
You want the balls to stay on the table, maximum power to break the balls up as much as possible is more friendly game strat anyway. If you’re playing to win keeping some degree of grouping can make things harder for your opponent if you don’t sink off the break, which isn’t something to rely on.
You want the balls to stay on the table, maximum power to break the balls up as much as possible is more friendly game strat anyway.
Well when you put it that way it’s obvious how trans players have an unfair advantage! We know all about breaking the balls.
Italians should be especially banned then. “Why you always gotta be breakin’ my balls?”
“worthless sack of shit terrified she will be shown up by trans supersoldiers”
Moooom I need a new xbox controller this one is trraaaaannnsss
Shut the fuck up
New rule: if your “sport” can’t manage skill divisions without worrying about genitals it’s gone. Your sport is fired. No more pool until you can figure out how to let everyone play. This goes for all the other sports too.
This is reminding me of the time I was watching a roller derby bout. The away team had multiple huge guys (like they should’ve been playing football), that just bowled through the other team.
Convinced me the sport needs weight classes.
Are there other team sports with weight classes? Would be interesting to see a cap on the weight of the team in play at any given time.
Hold on are you saying me and the bros can’t play nude swordfighting at our sleepovers anymore?
a strapon should be a suitable replacement for anyone without a penis. if you aren’t cool with that than it’s banned
sounds like an unfair advantage
You can wear a strap no matter what your bio equipment looks like, ask me how I know
“The FEEEEMALE specimen famously doesn’t have the special male pool table muscles that men evolved to fight naturally occuring pool tables in the wild, that’s not sexist and transphobic, that’s just science.”
Feeemales!
Biological Women can’t lean over the table as far, because of the boobie
e: already regretting this joke
Organizing pool divisions based on cup size, regardless of sex and gender
“what’s that tent off to the side for?”
“privacy during the pre-match measurements”
Busty pool playing ladies in shambles.
Legend has it that pool-playing Amazons would cut off one breast to be able to lean further over the table while lining up a shot
They argue that the involvement of [trans women] in ladies’ competitions is deeply unfair because they have a clear physical edge over [cis women] competitors.
These advantages include possessing greater upper body strength enabling them to make a more powerful initial ‘break’ of the balls
I made the actual data-laughing face irl I’m so brainbroken
famously the hardest part of pool, the break, in which you get more points the more balls you knock clean off the table.
So…they wouldn’t be able to go full falcon punch on a pool cue and knock a bunch of balls off the table, which I’m not that familiar with pool but I’m sure incures a penalty and would be super embarrassing at a professional level.
Pool is an expensive dexterity tabletop game, not a sport lol
Transphobia in sports cannot be meaningfully separated from white supremacy in sports. They use the same racist excuses against trans people, and the same transphobic excuses against black people (see: all the black athletes that get banned for not being feminine (read: white) enough). And the transphobes even have their own transgender pseudoscience they use as justification, much like their race science of last century.
pool “star”
pool is a game you play with a friend when you’ve got nothing better to do and you’re in the basement at a richer person who you don’t really know’s party, how are you gonna be a star?
accidentally becoming a pool “star” because you spend all your free time at the local hole-in-the-wall bar getting drunk
in this case, getting drunk and being transphobic
The biological males all spread their enormous beards across the table at the start of every game. They use them to jostle the balls around, scoring points when it isn’t even their turn. They wrap their long moustaches around her pool cue and yank her off balance whenever she takes a shot. They put their testicles on the table, painted to look like pool balls. Every single time.
They put their testicles on the table, painted to look like pool balls
oof ouch owie that one got me right in the snooker
Yes. Biologically male pool stars bear this pain so that the rest of us don’t have to. That’s why they are heroes.
Balliards
Skill issue
Good, quit the sport forever, crawl in a hole, and never interact with anyone ever again. Hopefully the fate of every TERF everywhere
the cis woman ringer pool shark has been a sitcom trope for like 4000 years because it’s one of the few sports-related activities that doesn’t even have the pretense of biologically male skeletons. unless cis women are gonna start demanding that girlbrains be recognized as a disability like even for notoriously shortsighted reactionaries this kind of stuff is wild in its aimlessness.